To fail so hard that not even a lonely boy on the road would listen to you . I.E ; The band Suck My Snake Bytes .
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by Hahanofail March 6, 2010
Get the Epic Failmug. A usually haphazard group of items simply left out on the street, alley, or yard for people to pick through. Sometimes marked with a "Free" sign.
by Diem Jay April 29, 2008
Get the Yard Failmug. 4 friends trying to get together than live 2 minutes away from each other but take TWO YEARS to hang out..
by iliketosingiliketodance July 28, 2010
Get the EPIC FAILmug. You start to do an awkward turtle but instead of using your thumbs, you accidentally use your pinky fingers. This is a social fail and so to save embarrassment you pull your hands back in with both your thumbs and pinky fingers clenched in. This is the Fail Whale.
Sophia: OMG Rhys! You know Siobhan?
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
Rhys: Yeah she's a total social hand grenade.
Sophia: I know right? Well she just did a massive Fail Whale and everyone decided to throw her into the ocean. How ironic!
Rhys: Alanis Morissette butchered that word. Never speak of it again.
by RamboThunder March 1, 2012
Get the Fail Whalemug. To fail epically and try to pass it off by saying something else actually happened. Its even much more epic when the fail happens in front of all of ones coworkers during an important event like a military relinquishment of command. It is only made much more epic when someone happens to capture it on film. This is what we have come to know as an Epic George Fail.
Rio: Did you see George, I think he almost passed out! Talk about an epic fail?
Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!
George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!
Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.
Throne: I know, are you okay George? It looked like you were about to pass out!
George: What are you talking about? I was readjusting my beret!
Rio: Whatever George, you just failed epically and I got a picture of it happening with my camera phone.
by hmmmm, I wonder..... June 3, 2010
Get the Epic failmug. Epically failing not once, not twice, but three times. A major embarrassment. Only few people have truly performed the triple fail.
Dude! Hayley just triple failed at cheer leading!
I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.
I triple failed when I lit myself on fire, ran in front of a bus, and accidentally punched an old lady trying to put out the flames.
by Jake the skayke Shandoson March 22, 2010
Get the Triple failmug. A gift that is a total fail and everyone knows it. The receiver obviously hates it. Responses similar to "oh, wow, this is...great... I love it...thaaaanks." are signs that you have given a fail present.
by Avenslove June 3, 2011
Get the fail presentmug.