Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level

I only lost because of that fake noob

by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019

Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.

Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro

by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019

Fake friends

Taylor Jackson Deja cater kaiyah fat ass white and shyla Bradford and Timera Ben ford all them lol hoes are fake as fuck

I hate fake friends like them ulgy hoes tf

by Made by Shamyaia July 19, 2019

Fake Friday

Day before a day off in the middle of a work week. The term “fake Friday” is used because Friday is the day before the weekend, so “fake Friday” is the day before a day off that typically wouldn’t be regularly scheduled. Fake Friday can often be compared to Christmas because of how exciting is it.

“Do we have school tomorrow?”
“No, so today’s Fake Friday.”

by onlyangel October 15, 2019

Fakeatarian

One who says they are vegetarian but secretly eat Taco Bell and Jack In The Box tacos, justifying it as “ it contains mostly soy.” They only eat French fries when out instead of salad ironically. They cave in to sometimes secretly taking a bite of meat and loving it.

Non vegetarian- I’m not a vegetarian but I love eating healthy.Do you want a thin crust gluten free pesto sauce cheese spinach pizza ? It’s my favorite ! Fakeatarian-Ew, I want Taco Bell! Non vegetarian- So are you a fakeatarian ?

by NYworstnightmare October 23, 2019

Fake

when someone acts one way around someone but doesn’t really feel that way, someone who will backstab you

ex. Brooklyn tells you that you guys are best friends but then she turns around and talks bad about you behind your back. Brooklyn would be fake.

by urbandic_genius November 30, 2019

Fake Maine™

Maine without puffins is just about as real as Australia.

If you believe you live in Maine but have never seen a puffin, you live in Fake Maine. This is a common misconception because Mr. Mapmaker must have forgotten to include Fake Maine and explain the difference. It's hard to get out of Fake Maine, but you'll know you've done it when you see a puffin.

"You live in Maine? Cool! Have you seen any puffins?"
"Actually, no. Maine has puffins?"
"Sounds like a load of Fake Maine™ to me."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020