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Facebook Queen

Used to describe a girl who uses the social networking tool facebook to the extreme. This is usually somone who is on facebook all the time and posts slutty pictures of themselves or comment on as many walls an photos as possible in hopes of making their profile and selves look popular. They will even comment randomly to strangers or old friends they haven't spoken to in years.

In many cases this person will have "Modeling" pictures in which they don't really model anything but try to look good. They often delete negative comments and enjoy accepting every friend request they receive so they're list looks larger. Frequent profile picture changes is another symptom. Although a majority of faacebook queens are decent looking, others work the camera angle or use the now famous "my space" angles to work cut around being fat and ugly.

They also tend to un-tag any and all un flattering photos and upload ridiculous amounts of albums. A name change to something stupid is quite common. They often make lots of notes or do the quizzes. These people generally have a low self-esteem.
Ok so I met that girl last night and she added me on facebook immediately... I mean she was pretty good looking but when I looked at her profile i could TELL she was a FACEBOOK QUEEN... how can you take someone like that seriously??
by HappyPappy1988 June 1, 2009
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Facebook DJ

When someone has nothing better to do than post links to music videos on their facebook status. It's even more annoying when they do it 10 times in a row.
Did you see Julio's Facebook status today? He thinks he is a Facebook DJ.
by Paragod218 October 1, 2010
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Facebook Bombshell

Finding out something incredible happened via Facebook. Leaves one in a state of disbelief.
"Dude! I didn't know that Mary and Bill were going out until I saw that Facebook Bombshell!"

"I just checked Facebook and saw that my girlfriend is pregnant. That was a Facebook Bombshell..."

"Turns out my dad is gay. That was Facebook Bombshell I wasn't prepared for."
by Xexeter September 21, 2009
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Facebook Wingman

A Facebook Wingman helps his boy get some, facebook style. Usually this achieved by him reppin his bro or acting like a total dick to make him look better. Often lacks the suave of the traditional wingman but is usually just as effective. The Facebook Wingman is often at his best when intoxicated.
Nick: Check this out bro *Sends something obscene and dickish to an attractive girl*
Sid: Awesome bro she just sent me a winky face
Nick: Niiiiicce! I'm your Facebook Wingman
by Nex Solo March 29, 2011
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Facebook Ugly

A boy or girl that one may find attractive in real life, but when you go home to stalk her via Facebook, you find that she has little to none attractive pictures. This is a downer when you try to show your friends a hot girl on Facebook; but unbeknown to you, she doesn't have many attractive pictures, making you look like a fool for thinking someone is hot who appears not to be.
Guy 1: Dude, you gotta see this chick she's so fine.

Guy 2: Bro.. that girls ugly as sin..

Guy 1: No way! She may be Facebook Ugly, but in real life, she's a pistol!

Guy 3: You need to check your sources before thinking a girl is hot, man.
by Peed Reraner November 5, 2009
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facebook crop

Part of speech: verb

Describes a photo in which one or many people have been obviously cropped out of the picture in an attempt to focus on an individual. Most notable feature includes some body part (ie. shoulder) of the cropped person remaining in the frame.

Most commonly used in situations where the person being cropped out is disliked by the individual doing the cropping.
v: Sally facebook cropped James out of her profile pic after they broke up.
by Matthew Knore April 8, 2010
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Facebook Hooligan

someone who posts some needless information on facebook during sport events, such as football games.
"Yes! Team X is in the lead!"

"Come on shut up, everyone is watching the game, stupid Facebook Hooligan
by bunnyhunter March 14, 2011
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