Florida Man

a Man from Florida whos does cool crazy and elaborate shit usullay accompanied by his Gator sidekick

damn john seems to be a real Florida man seen him exploding lawn gnomes and other objects walked his pet gator in public too lit himself on fire last week yea that's john for you. (john is a placement name nota real Florida man name)

by Darknight https://www.youtube. October 5, 2022

things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022

Florida Cheesecake

Over 65 dick cheese

My sugar daddy wants me to come over but I don’t want that Florida Cheesecake

by TIMOTHY NOW May 14, 2022

florida

state of dream and sapnap

were goin to florida tmrw!-friend
ONG PLEASE GO LOOK FOR DREAM OR SAPNAP AGHHH!-me

by sapnapsmamas April 12, 2021

Florida Water

Diamonds that are so clear they’re like Florida water, usually resulting in them being of higher value. 💎

Ever since I got my 2019 Richard Mille, people put respect on my name - must be that Florida water’

Or (as said by rapper Gunna in the FN Meka song “Florida Water”):

“Two tone AP, presidential Rolex (Florida water)”
“If you couldn’t tell, this a white Cuban link on my chest (Florida water)”
“Florida Water, when your carat clarity they treat you with respect”

by 27floors August 2, 2022

Atlanta Florida

Atlanta Florida is part of the state of Florida. However, after the Great Tsunami of 1789, half of Florida was sunken underwater. The city "Atlanta Georgia" is named after it.

"I just learned recently I am part Atlantic Floridian!"
" Have you heard of Atlanta Florida?'

by Elijah Reisberg April 5, 2023

Florida

A piece of Australia that broke off and hit America.

Florida Man eats alligators.

by Inquisitive Walnut February 29, 2020