pencil farter

A pencil in the butt while farter

"Shut the fuck up you pencil farter"

by Kayythaagoat August 24, 2017

worst father

Troy Guild

Troy Guild is the worst father

by Thetruthforyall April 7, 2018

Magician Father

A father who instantly disappears from his children's life soon after they are born (similar to the way a magician instantly disappears) leaving the mother to raise the family all by herself. Magician Fathers are often seen on the TV show "Maury"

Abra cadabra, alacazam, and my Magician Father magically disappeared from my life. Now he's on Maury. No Surprise.

by bendy corgi March 11, 2019

Sugar Father

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who takes care of all your financial needs in exchange for companionship.

He doesn't require sexual favors aka "sugar".

Girl, my Sugar Father only wants to sit and talk for hours, but I get whatever I want.

A Sugar Father is a Sugar Daddy who doesn't want the sugar.

by @imjustcaryn March 10, 2020

Public Farter

A person who farts publicly usually without shame

Harold: *Fart*

Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking

Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter

Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in

by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021

Hot Farter

Someone who farts on a hot mic.

David hot farts in Discord whenever he eats chili. He sure is a hot farter.

by r4d1c4l1 November 7, 2021

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022