Emil

Emil Is a person with a penis size bigger than everyones in the world. He is generally a amzaing guy, has a weird accent, and a lazy bastard. When one Emil dies, a new one rises.

Mickel: Holy Shit i am just like a Emil, im Lazy, I have a big penis but not bigger than Emil's
Adam: Yeah man same here!
Noyan: Im short....

by Totally true documentarry May 25, 2020

Émilie

a literal goddess. the sexiest and funniest person on earth.

Wow, who's that sexy and funny woman.
It's Émilie, she's a Goddess.

by emixmar May 27, 2020

Emilie Ducarme

Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a good party and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.

« She’s definitely not an Emilie Ducarme dude, look at her phat ass. »

by lusd28 June 1, 2020

Emilie Holm

emilie holm, is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you have ever seen, she is loyal. but she thinks a lot about what others think about her.
her body is beautiful, but also private

Random Boy: send nudes

Emilie holm: BLOCKED

by dillon obreos June 5, 2020

Emil

A man who has not seen the daylight for over a week spending his days collecting hedgehog spikes while taking the biggest shit on the planet

Look! An Emil! Such a rare creature.

by Ubunga March 27, 2020

Emil

An Emil is a swedish, often euroblasian guy with a huge ego. He often helps people but does it in a way which only annoys you beacuse of his huge ego. He's fairly athletic and is not struggling with school. Emil will talk about stealing your girl but he's actually referring to him kidnapping your children.

-I slapped that bitch Emil once.

by DissapointedManWithHugePP April 14, 2020

Emilia Sem

an adjective to describe a passive-aggressive fake Italian, mind you, ive bought fake guccie that has more italian in it then emilia sem does. shes still got beef with mama rosa.

hair colour: 6/10 (its just brown so like me tbf)
hair texture: 8/10 (softest ting ive ever touched)
body: 10/10 (someone call nasa bc ive just found a new centre of gravity with the size of emilia sem's bum)
smell: 10/10 (just based on the fact she makes pasta sauce)

i got angry at my mum and threw an emilia sem

by chochopops April 24, 2020