by mikiejay January 14, 2009
Get the Free Edge mug.Someone that takes either takes nothing seriously or takes everything seriously.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord type 1:
This guy takes NOTHING seriously, he makes a lot of jokes about horrible events of the past, such as 9/11 the Holocaust, etc. Usually they arent that funny as they purely rely on shock value as a punchline.
In real life, they are usually pretty nice people who want to make people (and themselves) laugh, they usually are pretty chill and do take things seriously IRL unlike Edgelord type 2.
Edgelord type 2: This dude takes EVERYTHING seriously, he will yell at you if you fail, he will yell at you if you arent funny, if you dont think like him, he fucking hates you.
In real life, they take NOTHING seriously, he hates his life, he hates his dead end job, he hates his parents, he hates his house. Usually has a mental condition such as low functioning autism, ADHD, depression etc.
Is also really overweight due to the fact that he does nothing but sit inside his house all day (kinda like me) and nothing else.
Edgelord 1: Bruh why didnt they just make the Twin towers out of obsidian
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
Dude: Not funny, didnt laugh
Edgelord 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! YOUR THE REASON WHY WE HAVENT COMPLETED THE MISSION!!!!!
Dude: Bro, i get that you like the game and shit, but can you chill for a bit?
by buddy retard June 19, 2020
Get the edgelord mug.A new designation for persons who still insist they are straight edgers, but whom are no longer hardcore straight-edge. They can bend the straight-edge to suit their own individual situation, for example they may choose to smoke but not have casual sex. Or they make occasionally choose to drink alcoholic beverages but continue to obstain from nicotine or any other drugs. Also, they may follow all straight-edge philosophy except food constraint, refusing to be veggie or vegan. Basically an 'xteh' is only totally against illegal drugs and casual unmeaningful sex. Possibly derived from x-ing one of the the straight edge double x's and combining it with the recently popularized prefix 'teh.'
"Is Sara still straight edge?"
"No, I think she's xteh straight edge now because I saw her drinking beer at the last show."
"No, I think she's xteh straight edge now because I saw her drinking beer at the last show."
by lilydeathmeh October 13, 2007
Get the xteh straight edge mug.Marsha: I just found out my hamster got tetanus when he scratched himself on a rock!
Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.
Georgette: That's the thin edge of the wedge, man.
by annanonymous June 14, 2009
Get the Thin edge of the wedge mug.Wow, did you see Karina and Daniella sitting outside of the library? They were super edgelords today
by skeezydanit February 10, 2019
Get the edgelord mug.A lifestyle choice in which you choose not to drink alcohol, smoke cigarettes or any recreational drug use. It may also include the neglect of caffiene and one night stands. Straight Edgers are usually known to wear a large black X on the backs of their hands to symbolise this.
The term was coined by the Punk band ''Minor Threat'' with their song ''Straight Edge''.
The term was coined by the Punk band ''Minor Threat'' with their song ''Straight Edge''.
by liljinky March 24, 2009
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