Is a kind hearted person who cares about every one so much that she sucked all my seaman out. She is nice person .
by Isuckdick February 19, 2015

The biggest bitch you will ever meet. Literally so prude she makes her less prude friends total bitches. Never bring her to a party, because she will just ruin it. Thinks anything sexual is rude, and will shit on people she doesn't even know. Somehow people like her, and will force you to invite her, but never do it unless you're holding a grudge against the party host. Is extremely ugly and full of herself. A complete and utter cunt.
by Mollie-gae September 27, 2014

Emily cries a lot. She's probably crying right now. When she's not crying she's scissoring or processing. On really special days she scissors, processes, and cries at the same time. You know, typical Virgo shit like masturbating to that tumblr butches with babies and not laughing ever.
by scissor fuck November 1, 2014

by Emoney 53 September 14, 2016

A usualy ruse or abnoxious person, who can not admit when they are wrong. Usually hated by most everyone, secretly.
by danielnickleson May 25, 2014

She's such an Emily
by FrankMacoroni December 27, 2014

Emily is usually associated with people that like to hit themselves in the face with a golf ball, while attempting to tee off. An Emily will usually have the ability to do many things, such as wrecking golf carts, and playing video games.
They are generally like-able, however, and offer much amusement to everyone they come into contact with.
They are generally like-able, however, and offer much amusement to everyone they come into contact with.
John: Did you see that Emily just now?
Bill: HAHA, yes. Yes i did. Rather amusing Emily, that one was.
Bill: HAHA, yes. Yes i did. Rather amusing Emily, that one was.
by TrendSitter June 15, 2010
