Drunk and Horny 

What Steven is every time he drinks.....

Steven is always drunk and horny

Drunk and Horny by Pinon December 28, 2007

drunk bus 

just like a normal bus, however the driver is very drunk. much safer then any other bus.

1: Wanna take the drunk bus!
2: O Noes?

drunk bus by In4m8ion May 21, 2008

drunk-married 

describing the union between two individuals under the influence. the individuals must act married every time drunk, otherwise would be in violation of section 23498023 of the constitution, stating that drunk-marriage is legally binding and failure to act accordingly is punishable by drunken-name calling. In drunken-marriages with one male and one female, the male must pay for drinks for the female while under the influence, but is not obligated to when sober. the female is required by law to not be a bitch while under the influence, but by all means has the right to while sober.

oh yeah, the female must put-out.

Dan- "Why is Jackie being such a bitch tonight to Dave?"
Steve- "Dude, they're drunk-married, she has to act that way"

drunk-married by Lakattack0 December 21, 2008

Drunk til Dementia 

SOO drunk to the point you have serious cognitive disorder.

Joe Hollywood is the Queen of Drunk til Dementia!

Drunk til Dementia by jhol August 12, 2009

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

drunk bumps by koaw June 12, 2010

drunk-dump 

Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.

I drunk-dumped Sarah last night, and she is pissed.

drunk-dump by MostlyGood July 3, 2010

Drunk Teching

while drunk, sending out emails, drunk dials, Facebooking, texting, and uploading crazy pics, all from your smartphone.

Better keep your phone in the car before you hit the bar, You don't wanna do any drunk teching tonite.

Drunk Teching by JuicedupGeek August 4, 2010