douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douche-canoe

a person who is literally afloat in the vile refuse of used water and viegar that is douche

That dude sucks, he is a total douche-canoe

by Sennex July 30, 2010

Hyper Douche

few have reached this level of doucheyness, one must hone their abilities for years to reach the zen-like state of hyper douche

-dude, jeff just fucked up my chances with colleen

-wow, hes a real hyper douche

by Zach Coty June 3, 2004

Hasher Douche

Hippie. Someone who believes wholeheartedly in the "free spirit", "Peace & Love", and smokes a lot of pot. Also has dreadlocks that even Rastafari look at and say how dirty they look.

"Look at the Hasher Douche. He needs to clean the bugs out of his dreads and lay off the pot!"

by Johnny The English Grammarian December 22, 2008

Suit Douche

A Suit Douche is a guy who will over dress for any occasion in the hopes of garnishing as much attention for himself as possible.

A Suit Douche will wear an ascot to the coffee shop when meeting freinds just after they have gotten off work at the local factory.
A Suit Douche will wear a brown trimmed Seer Sucker Edwardian Suit to his good freinds wedding when the groom is only wearing a casual vest and slacks.
At all occasions a Suit Douche silently says "Hey Everyone!! Look at me."

by Montrose Teutopolis September 9, 2009

Douche Cookie

A hardened yeast deoposit in a used douche bag.

Sally has a bag full of douche cookies.

That guy is a total douche cookie.

by David Klein September 16, 2005

douche

The typical Toyota Prius driver. Believes that he or she is saving the environment (the batteries contain nickel and other harmful chemicals) or is considered fashionable by driving a Prius when in fact he or she is the second douchiest driver on the road (second to BMW drivers) by accelerating rapidly (thus canceling out fuel savings) and cutting people off and flipping them the bird right afterward.

Look at that douche in the Prius thinking he is saving the environment!

by joetheplumber666 April 22, 2011