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mossy donut

A large female pubic mound surrounding an enormous vagina.
Man I would like to eat that mossy donut.
by The Strevil May 5, 2018
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Donut Connection

(1.) A donut shop where coffee and donuts are served.
(2.) A smoker's heaven, a place where typically every smoker in the area will hang out for hours on end.
(3.) A place where every young kid in town (typically from ages 16-25) will chill between the hours of 8:00pm- 4:00am and waste their life away by talking to their friends about other people they dislike while they are sitting within earshot.
(4.) A place where old and retired people come to smoke and drink coffee during the peak hours of the day, between 12:00pm- 6:00pm. Normally they come in and sit at the same seat everyday, and order the same drinks.
(5.) Also commonly called "DC" for short, a place to go when there is nowhere else.
(6.) The "coolest" place to be in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.
Bob: "Yo, let's head over to DC!"
Joey: "Where? Washington? Dude, you know I'm broke."
Bob: "No, you dumbass! Donut Connection!"
Joey: "Ohh... rigghhttt..."
by bobbypin June 24, 2008
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Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.
"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."
by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014
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Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.
Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.
by Trashboy November 16, 2014
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Meat Donut

A Vagina so tight that it turns a man's penis inside out causing it to look like a meat donut.....
That hot girl last week was so tight bro she gave me a meat donut that lasted three days....
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donut hands

1. What you wish you had when you are really hungry after chilling or partying.

2. What someone has when they make something really good happen.

3. Someone who commits an act of trife.

4. Someone who has an addiction to excessive masturbation.
1. I'm so hungry, I wish I had donut hands.

2. That dude just hooked us up with a damn good party. That guy has donut hands for real.

3. Wow, I can't believe he acted like donut hands and stole your girlfriend.

4. I bet he is so lonely, he sits around at home and jacks it like donut hands.
by mhs_boyz_atx April 6, 2009
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Mayonaise donut

(n): A mixture of succulent semen mixed with fresh feces delivered early in the morning from Dumpin Donuts, right to your siginificant other's chest. Festishes run on Dumpin.'
(v): The act of delivering a mayonaise donut.
My baby wanted a mayonaise donut to start her day fresh, and you better believe I delivered.
by Dumpin Donuts February 24, 2011
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