Viral mud butt diet

When you have a case of sickness and everything you have taken in or are taking in via mouth, evacuates itself out your ass in a watery, muddy consistncey for a lengthy period of time.

'After eating that seafood I had a serious case of the Viral mud butt diet!'

Or

'I knew the flu was going around, and it hit me hard with a case of the Viral mud butt diet.'

by nurse hotpants March 27, 2012

Diet Brittany

a muffin with alcohol in the mix. Other variations include cupcakes.

We made Diet Brittanys so our parents wouldn't find out we were getting drunk.

by kayyfawst March 17, 2011

Skillet Diet

The art of loosing multiple pounds a day by eating unhealthy Skillet's. Skillets of such magnitude that your body simply retaliates and starts magically loosing weight.

Bob: Naw man Zoran is looking mighty thin

Jethro: Naw man Zoran is on one of them Skillet diets

Bob: Ok Cool!

by PlanoGurth July 1, 2011

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023

Greene County Diet

To lose weight by smoking or doing meth, Greene County arkansas is known for excessive meth usage by its residents

She has lost alot of weight. Yes shes been on drugs lately, shes on that Greene county diet

by Tanchevy3762 December 30, 2023

Diet Atheist

A person who regularly says “God” in phrases and expressions although not believing in God.

“Oh my God!” The diet atheist exclaimed in shock, not entirely believing in the concept of the immortal entity that may be above them but using the name to express their fright.

“Thank God!” whispered the diet atheism as they realized the deadline was a few weeks ahead and not a few days.

by WebRobynz December 4, 2022

North Poleo Diet

A generally irreverent approach to nutrition based on how humans ancestors from the North Pole ate, which has little resemblance to how human Paleolithic ancestors ate or the foods they actually consumed.

The North Poleo Diet helped Mr Claus gain 30lbs.

Egg Nog, Breakfast of the Champions of the Frozen Waste.

by johnpercivalhackworth December 9, 2022