Marajuana Diet 

where you only weed when you gots the munchies

"Yo, I'm on a marajuana diet."
"What the hell is that?"
"I only eat when I smoke and get the munchies."
"Wtf is the point of that???"

Marajuana Diet by applepieman October 19, 2009

WoW diet

The weight loss that sometimes accompanies playing of WoW.

Wow, I forgot to eat again! It's the WoW diet.

WoW diet by Sam is a Dick September 25, 2007

vodka diet coke 

A wildly controversial drink often endorsed by wild young women in their early-to-mid 20s who graduated (or dropped out of) Florida State. In lieu of the more common and culturally acceptable whiskey coke or rum and coke. They all suck though because diet coke has aspartame, an artificial sweetener that’s great except for the fact it’s fucking POISON. All that said, vodka diets have shown to give a moderate performance-enhancing boost when it comes to karaoke.

M: Vodka diet coke please
J: You drink vodka diets??? 😂
M: People always get so upset when I tell them that I drink vodka diet cokes, and it’s like fuck you , you’re not the one drinking it why do you have such a strong opinion!?
J: dead stare

vodka diet coke by JB33 September 14, 2021

Jenny shard diet 

Getting on methamphetamine's or ice to lose large amounts of weight because you are a fat lazy cunt that cant be fucked working out when you can just hit the pipe.

" Have you seen Stacey recently?"
" You mean how she has lost 30 kilos on the Jenny shard diet?"
"Still an ugly bitch"

Jenny shard diet by Some douchefagio October 14, 2014

atkins diet 

A diet that was developed under a misunderstanding between complex carbohydrates, such as those found in whole grain, and simple cabohydrates, such as processed sugar. Causes halitosis.

The Atkins Diet is a poor alternative to cutting back on simple carbs and getting up and participating in regular excercise.

atkins diet by Napoleon the Clown July 7, 2006

Sugarfree Diet Soda 

Nuclear waste. DO NOT CONSUME. Not recommended under any conditions. Drink Sand, not sugarfree diet soda.

Sugarfree Diet Soda is actually browned toilet water mixed with horse radish.

Sugarfree Diet Soda by Xbot5432 January 22, 2007

Somali Diet 

The diet of the average college student, which usually consist of rations or whatever an individual can scrounge up. This typically causes the student to lose copious amounts of weight and border on starvation.

"Damn this shit in smith looks disgusting"-White Guy #1

"Shit nigga, thats that Somali Diet"-Black Guy #1

Somali Diet by YoungCannon630 October 26, 2009