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Depression 

Depression is a little demon that sits on your shoulder and whispers into your ear, all day, every day. It tells you you’re worthless, that you can’t do anything, that life is just too hard. Sometimes, it tells you the best thing for you is to die. And this voice lies and deceives, it manipulates and hurts, but because it gets inside your head it forces you to believe what it’s saying. It makes you put it over everyone and everything else in your life, destroying friendships and relationships, making it close to impossible to do well in school and work. And even with all that going on in someone’s head, so many people won’t believe them or even attempt to help them. So many times people have been forced to listen to this horrible voice and do what it says, and when they try to call for help, nobody answers. Some people think it’s just for attention, and others simply don’t care. You never know what’s going on in someone’s head, so never judge a book by its cover.
What one person thinks is attention seeking is actually the long and hard battle between man and depression.
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depressie bestie 

two or more best friends who are depressed at the same time. but its okay because at least they're depressed together
wow, theyre sad. but theyre depressie besties because theyre depressed together
depressie bestie by lieghliegh November 30, 2018

Depression 

When you feel trapped in a bubble of sadness and there is no way out except suicide, but that's only what you feel.
Depression by DepressionIsMyName February 26, 2019

depressicko mode 

when you feel depressed, usually because someone of the opposite gender hurt you
lasts around 2-2.5 hours and is paired most frequently with sadular boy hours
"Did you see Victoria last night when she broke up with her man? She was in real depressicko mode."
"He really cried all night over a girl when he was in depressicko mode."

depression time 

The only acceptable time for a male to feel sad or depressed about something this lasts from either 1 am - 3 am or 2 am - 4 am.
Ay I need to wait until 2 before I start feeling sad coz then it's depression time
depression time by AlphaShagga69 August 15, 2019

Depression Sit-ups 

When in a depressed state where one is immobilized such as in a bed, couch, or chair, the act of sitting up every 5-10 minutes like you are about to get up and do something, but then eventually laying back down to your original position because they could not muster up enough energy to actually get up.
Nah man I’m doing great. I even worked out- I did depression sit-ups all night while binge-watching King of the Hill on Saturday!
Depression Sit-ups by bob_swaget January 4, 2021

Depression Crumbs 

Crumbs that are all over your bed from eating various snacks during depression. They never seem to go away no matter how many times you try to wipe them off.
I tried to sit in Kaitlyn's bed the other day, but there were so many depression crumbs in there that I just decided to sit on the floor instead.
Depression Crumbs by epar666 January 6, 2021