drop dead gorgeous

Someone who at first glance is so gorgeous, it is hard to look away. So you look on which makes your heart beat faster and then time slows. Your heart follows slowing while thumping louder and louder. Then you open one eye then the next the doctor turns to your girlfriend and says he's fine. 50 years later you tell your grandkids the day you actually saw someone so fine you almost dropped dead.

I was sitting in the pub and I glimpsed Empress P walking pass so I ran over to the door the next thing I remembered was waking up in PMH with a doctor standing over me saying Empress P must be in Town we have another case of Drop Dead Gorgeous.

by Prof Bodhi January 17, 2008

Dead Money

Dead Money is somebody who sucks at poker and it's easy to take their money.

Dude, should I invite Todd to poker too?

Totally man, he's dead money.

by SlickPimp August 24, 2005

deadbeat dad

A man who makes babies then makes tracks!!!

That deadbeat dad deserves an upper decker!!!!!

by Wint July 9, 2003

deadbeat friend

An unrestricted friend who chooses not to be a regular or supportive fixture in lives of people they call friends; a friend who is MIA for long periods of time then shows up and acts like nothing has happened to interrupt the normal flow of the friendship.

Sandra and I had coffee the other day after not communicating with each other for seven months. She picked the conversation like we had only gone a week without talking. She is such a deadbeat friend.

by hoppy scotched July 4, 2008

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

dead blowin mines

Something extremely annoying!

This chatroom is dead blowin mines!

by Hunnit Grand July 19, 2009

Dead Presidents

A term refering to American paper currency. Cash. Can be used to discuss $1, $2, $5, $10, $20, $50, and $100 bills. Used because most American bills have deceased former U.S. Presidents on the front. Usually used on "the streets" by african americans doing buisness.

Yo man these oakleys are gonna cost ya 56 dead presidents.


Alright dude now how many dead presidents do I owe you for these?

by Winger September 1, 2005