SNOW DONKEY

An unattractive woman hailing from the midwest or any other states with snowy winters.

I was at a party last night and there were nothing but snow donkeys roaming about.

by Jason Zakszewski August 23, 2006

Donkey Lips

While performing anal sex, donkey punch the unfortunate participant and forcefully remove yourself from the situation as said participant tenses in recoil causing a pink sock.

Salute Your Shorts was on the television last night when Bill gave Kara some Donkey Lips.

by Have you seen my weiner May 03, 2010

donkey dick

A dick that is extremly floppy and long, often has trouble getting erect and may need to use viagra. If erection lasts longer than 4 hours after taking the viarga pill, you need to seek major medical attetion

Dude, you have a "donkey dick"

by Mic August 05, 2004

donkey show

A southern US hobby.
A private club consisting of women fucking donkeys

Beatty's mom works down at the local donkey show

by Dongho October 08, 2003

Donkey Bong

When you’re hittin a chick from behind and right before you climax, you break your bong over her head.

Guy-“Yo, where’s your girl?”
You-“She still passed out from the Donkey Bong I gave her last night.”

by BongBuddy420 February 14, 2018

Donkey Konging

Verb

Also known as "DKing," the act of taking a banana peel (or as many as necessary) and shoving your penis inside of the empty peel and jacking off into it.

Sydney told Dakota to start Donkey Konging once he said he was lonely.

by uglyinpink August 17, 2014

Concert Donkey

An 50+, ugly, disgusting, beastie, big female fattie that gets 1st or 2nd row at an Adam Lambert (standing room only) gig and doesn't in any way move for the entire show rather stands very still like she is at a snoozefest and even places earplugs in her ears. Concert Donkey's often complain of the crowd bumping into them and use their obesity to bully the petite, hot chicks in the surrounding area.

The Concert Donkey's arch nemesis is the heterosexual alpha male at said event.

Petite Hot Chick: like, this big old beast is leaning all her weight on me ... wtf??

Alpha Male: Don't worry, I'll switch places with you and put this Concert Donkey in her place with a bow to the ribs.

Concert Donkey: Gosh, this guy's elbow has been in my kidney for 2 hours ... I'm going to be pissing blood for a week.

by BreHill8791 August 29, 2010