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Dive Bar Yuppie

Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)

1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.

2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.

3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.

Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.

See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 2, 2025
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Delavan Deep Dive

When you go so deep into her you puncture her cervix.
I gave her a Delavan Deep Dive last night now she needs to see a doctor!
by RandomPerson115 November 18, 2025
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Dolphine Dive

Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression
Guy1 : Can you dropshot in Black Ops?
Guy2 : No, you dolphine dive instad
Guy1 : That sucks
by SunsetWings April 28, 2011
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dumpster diving

the act of performing oral sex on a girl after ejaculating inside of her
“Yo, I went dumpster diving last night after shooting the club up with my girl.”
by softpurrrp May 2, 2022
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vampire diving

in the thirst for blood, a true vampire dives deep while the river is bloody
while she was on her period?? he’s vampire diving
by yeeticusprime April 2, 2022
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Dumpster Diving

Looking for hook-ups or relationships, particularly with women, who use online dating sites or personals ads. (The logic being that almost any girl can get laid without having to advertise for it... and the ads are society's dumpster for those who can't.)
You can tell he met that skeezy chick on an online hook-up site. Yikes! But, hey, you can't expect to find quality when you go dumpster diving.
by Mels Belles December 20, 2010
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Acting/diving

Raheem Sterling's hobby
Sterling's fucking acting/diving again that twat
by Masonmountsbumfiddle August 6, 2021
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