It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
‘can you fit a scotch in there?’
‘Yes sure, no worries’
‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’
What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.
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Get the The Caesar's Curse mug.The Curse-ye-ha-me-ha, also known as the Shin-ye-ha-me-ha, is one of the many moves of Christian Weston Chandler, better known online as Chris-Chan. It is frequently used against many of Chris's adversaries, such as trolls, jerkops, and Mary Lee Walsh. It is done in the exact same way as the Kamehameha from Dragon Ball and its later sequels. The way Chris learned this move is unclear, although it was likely from an episode of Excel Saga, in which a "Nabehameha" is used, which is named after the series director.
"When cursing, I fell enraged or angry; I channel that energy between my hands, gathering them in and throwing them towards either the target I'm angry at, or the ground or skyward; a choice of words are optional, but they do seem to add more oomph to the attack." - Christian Weston Chandler, describing how the Curse-ye-ha-me-ha is performed.
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This cursed rip off life will be the end of me. Why I wasn’t born in Hollywood ? My dream of Japan. Where I shine like the brightest star
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The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
The Phrase is also, Occasionally, Said as "Cursed as a Canadian", Or replaced with "Shy as a Canadian".
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