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Cabbage

To grab. To get to something quickly.
I am going to cabbage on that deal before she dies
by Zuel1217 May 3, 2025
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Cabbage

The action of stacking: nude men, on top eachother face up, with their wee-wee's sticking up the others anus. This act is preformed on thursdays at 13 AM, outside a hooters that was recently closed due to the manager's wife suing him for his lunch money, and commiting arson in 45 different Costcos, all within the same day and hour.
"Yo did you cabbage yesterday?"
by Ryan the coole June 1, 2025
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Cabbage Patch

Someone who's persuaded very easily and is ignorant to themselves and to others around them.
Stop acting so ignorant you damn cabbage patch. Didn't your parents teach you any respect you freakin cabbage patch.
by The jimhoff method October 17, 2025
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chubbage

(adj) Of or pertaining to the state of blood flow in the male anatomy which should be transitory in nature on its way to full hydraulic pressure. The condition occurs with mild flirtatious acts from the feminine species.
Dude 01: “Bro, you see that smoke show that just walked by?”

Dude 02: “Bro, she was winking at me. I got chubbage.”
by Saberhawk64 November 15, 2025
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nettage cabbage

during ping pong, the process of hitting the ball off the net onto the opponents side then having the opponent hit it back to save it
"Oh boy, that was some nasty nettage cabbage."
by joe ljfhoufy November 7, 2007
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baby cabbage

old man's sack. also known as his shlong
this kid down my floor named champ has a baby cabbage
by Jonas1989 November 30, 2007
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