Cry me a river

To feel like you were getting close to someone and then you find something out about them that is deceitful.
He was so sweet and I bought it. Now I'm done. I see you. Don't be sad, it's your fault- go cry me a river.
by misstara007 January 04, 2022
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crying buddy

a person name rohit called himself crying buddy on social media
yes i am was rohit the" crying buddy"
by cryingbuddy July 11, 2022
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crying british

When a British person starts crying while talking and chokes on their accent and it becomes a high-pitched incomprehensible series of cry talk sounds.
"Heard that new song from Bastille?"
"Yeah he's totally crying british!"
by AlsoNotAWord December 23, 2018
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breakup crying

The kind you hear through your apartment walls; usually lasting 3+ hours, interspersed with nose blowing, an angry screech, and possibly sappy movies.
Visitor: "What is that awful noise?"
You: "Oh that's my neighbor's breakup crying. She'll be done in a few days."
by DiamondDahl October 14, 2011
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cootie cry

To cry about your cooties
I'm going to cootie cry
by G'ma October 21, 2023
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Cry by shooting

Driving at an aggressive pace and masturbating out of the car window while crying about your ex blowing your best friend.
At 3pm on Saturday twelve innocent bystanders were gursomely shot all over by a senseless cry by shooting
by Chiefos December 16, 2019
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Crying Obama

He is a very Pog Youtuber
Child: OMG Ali-A is the BEST youtuber
Cultured Human: Silence Crying Obama is the best (Slaps child)
by Pickle Chungus January 14, 2021
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