crunching the ice

performing oral sex on a woman while she's on her period.

Word got around school that Milfred was crunching the ice.

by Alvin G. June 19, 2006

crunchy jigsaw

Taking two bowls, one bowl consisting of honey and the other consisting of Grape Nuts. Dip your penis into the bowl of honey and then roll it into the Grape Nuts. You then insert your penis into a female's anus.

Me and my girlfriend had a wild night doing the crunchy jigsaw

by Big Kountry January 17, 2008

Pussy Crunching

its a word to use when joking around about doing dirty things with the opposite sex. pussy crunching is used when such actions are intended to happen more than once with multiple people in one night. it can also be used in the place of any verb when around people who are familiar with the word and the correct usage.

I'm gunna pussy crunch everyone at this party before the night is over.

I love you like I love pussy crunching.

Hey girl you better have got your pussy crunched the way you were working it last night.

Merry Pussy Crunching Christmas

by pussycrunchingqueen January 4, 2009

crunchitize

To ask for anal sex from Captain Crunch.

"Crunchitize us Cap'n!"

by Eddie June 14, 2003

crunchdonkey

and ugle female. can be used in high degrees depending on how ugly the broad is; double crunch, triple crunch. also undercover crunchdonkey: appears to be ok but is tore up once she gets her clothes off.

"Ay, I just got hit on by a crunchdonkey."
"Look at that head, that bitch is a double crunch."

by ntuhlekt April 21, 2005

crunchies

Nickname used by tankers for infantry soldiers. Refers to the noise they make when the tank runs 'em over.

Don't steer tool close to that wall. Some crunchies are nearby.

by t26e4 April 19, 2014

crunchy

Early 90's Middle/High school people used to say someone must feel crunchy after being dissed or feeling stupid or bad because they did something stupid. It's usually said after someone tries to look cool and then somehow they end up looking like a fool.

"Jimmy talked mad game about Lisa liking him, but today he said Hi to her and she completely ignored him. I bet he's feeling crunchy as a mofo right now."

"You ripped your pants! Ohhhhh!! Feelin' crunchy?"

After something embarrassing happens to your friend you say: "On a scale from 1-10 how crunchy do you feel?" or "Man you must be feeling crunchy" or "So crunchy.."

by juiceyjon January 5, 2015