Lee County, Fl

A shit county smack in the middle of an even shittier state, Florida, the United States's Syphilis ridden penis. The residents, aka the dirty fucking pubic crabs, and their government, a bunch of circus clowns on methamphetamines, together make this county an absolutely unbearable place to live.

Let me give you some demographics:

As of writing this we have 740,000 residents.

Of those residents:

- 400,000 are cousin fucking rednecks whose idea of dressing up is putting on some stained hepatitis infested shorts, a shitty camo shirt (even though they haven't hunted a day in their life), and beat up leather boots covered in cow shit.

- 300,000 are entitled old drunks who think that they are big shit because they drive a crappy 1992 Audi with 200,000 miles. These people have created their own language similar to Groot's in which they say two phrases with various tones in order to convey their thoughts. These phrases are "I want to see your manager!" and "Fuck n***gers." Learn this language and you will unlock the key to decoding their dementia fueled thoughts.

- All the rest are the rare few people who are actually sufferable.

As far as things to do, there aren't really that many things to do in Lee County that don't make you want to give a blowjob to a shotgun. Some things that come to mind are shooting up heroin, abusing prescriptions, and swimming in the toxic cesspool that is the Gulf of Mexico. That's basically it...
Lee County, Fl is an awful place to live.
by Anon7484859291 July 12, 2019
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Edmonton County School

A bunch of idiots that suck dicks for living . Also bunch of school fat head that love to simp on girls every day of the week because they love there mums in the wird way that’s why that school is full of bullshit and batty dickheads
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Wilson County willies

Disease obtained from eating peanuts that cause an exposed person to become addicted to meth and loss off moral compass. Also known as floresville fever.
He quit his job because he came down with Wilson County willies
by Windcrest warrior May 31, 2023
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Roane County Reacharound

When a creepy dude comes up behind you and grabs your goods.
David gave that dude a Roane County Reacharound, so the dude punched him in the junk.
by williec29 March 09, 2014
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Stepford County Railway

A British railway simulator game on ROBLOX that's actually pretty cool gameplay-wise, however due to frequent spammers and trolls, as well as poor community management, the game often receives somewhat of a negative reputation.
Person 1: What's your favorite ROBLOX game? Mine is Stepford County Railway
Person 2: get the fuck away from me
by zvcxasdfkwyrio June 18, 2022
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Jefferson county Missouri

Place where the meth is a unlimited and endless supply
house in Jefferson county Missouri and trailers
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cheatham-county claw

noun

1. A bad haircut where women tease their bangs into a puffy claw-like mass.

a. the bangs are insanely huge and usually smell like Aqua Net and Marlboro Lights, although this is trending towards Newports

b. can be spotted at most pool halls, flea markets, mechanic shops, laundromats, etc.

c. wal-mart


Javier: Dude, whatever happened with you and that chick that worked at the gas station? The one with the mud-tooth.

Paco: She gave me a lot of free cigarettes hombre, but she was rocking the Cheatham-County claw so i had to diss her.
by sean anonymous November 17, 2008
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