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Coin pouch

When a man over the age of 60 doesn’t trust the banking system anymore and resorts to pulling his money out in change and depositing the coin rolls in the prolapsed asshole of another male between the ages of 18-26
Joseph (60) : I don’t trust the banking system anymore, I need somewhere safer to deposit my coin.

Philip (25) : I can bend over and hold that in my coin pouch for you if you’d like.

*proceeds to bend over and excrete a forced prolapse*

Joseph (60) : Why thank you, now that’s a bank I can trust
by Direct Deposit April 24, 2025
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Coin Sniffer

That business owner is a real coin sniffer.
by Chravis Chreeves May 2, 2025
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Coin Clam Jam

An offbeat-taboo-sexual Jewish ritual where the man will take a handful of coins and pick one.
That coin is then inserted inside the woman as she finishes, and then he must scooped out.
Joshua: Here, take this Quarter, I used it last night.

Mike: How did you use it if you still have it? What for?

Joshua: I gave my wife a Coin Clam Jam, sorry if it isn’t clean.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
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coinish

Shits fucked up yo, so I'm coinish today
by z.z_z.6 August 4, 2025
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Coined

A popular crypto term, means when an idea is turned into a cryptocurrency
I like that idea. It’s now coined.
by JamesMarriot August 13, 2025
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Coinaholic

A person who is adicted to buying crypto coins, even if they lose money.
He is a coinaholic, he cant stop gambling on random shitcoins.
by therealkingbob August 24, 2025
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coin card

A slang term used by the Vietnamese youth to replace a profane word meaning "penis". In Vietnamese, it would still be pronounced the same.
Alex: What's up, bro?
Phuc: Coin card!
by alexlita September 12, 2025
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