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Coon panda

Someone that's is always up to trouble. Lies steals and cheats on their significant other. Commits felonies daily.
You on that Coon panda shit ain't ya? That's why no one wants you around
by Loveydisco September 17, 2022
mugGet the Coon pandamug.

Coon

Someone who bullshits or acts like an asshole also can be someone who acts like a bitch and can also be someone who backstabs you.
Dude why’d you tell Stella I don’t like her even though I told you yesterday that I clearly like her, your such a coon
by Coon spoon December 25, 2017
mugGet the Coonmug.

coon scootin'

We went coon scootin' last night and made a few bucks to buy some cigarettes.
by Zach Simbug June 9, 2018
mugGet the coon scootin'mug.

Fort Coon

A distant cousin of its kin from Maine, Fort Coon cats originate from the Dallas-Fort Worth area. The first Fort Coon Leroy was born in 2023 and soon after selected a Fort Worth native as its provider. Like Maine Coons, Fort Coons are affectionate and playful but also known to keep their primary provider in check.
That Fort Coon really knows how to keep its humyn under control.
Leroy is a tuxedo Fort Coon cat.
Leroy the Fort Coon has a deep understanding of philosophy and shares ancestry with Henri the famous French philosopher cat.
by chaivalla March 23, 2024
mugGet the Fort Coonmug.

primal coon

An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.
by Tyron Alexander Jones March 30, 2022
mugGet the primal coonmug.

coon

A racial slur against black people, identical to "nigga".
"That coon annoys me so much."
by ijderrick November 9, 2021
mugGet the coonmug.

Cooning Off

Talking absolute nonsense, doing silly things and ignoring people in conversations, aswell as being genuinely messed up IQ wise
by fwjakko April 25, 2024
mugGet the Cooning Offmug.

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