Computering

Doing stuff on a computer and forgetting about like every thing else

Sorry I was computering

by Overminer November 24, 2021

Computer whore

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one

Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore

by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018

computer slave

Any person involved in information technology, information security, or gaming or your average millennial zombie who spends most of their waking hours on a computer for business, pleasure, or because they don't know else to do, having become completely handicapped by technology.

What happened to Dave? He is sitting at his computer surrounded by empty pizza boxes and energy drinks! - Yeah, he has become a computer slave because the new first person shooter game came out.

by vududady January 6, 2017

Computer

An electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

My computer crashed again :(

by Dr DIVYa January 23, 2024

OK COMPUTER

A good album

Normie: Yo bro you wanna listen to some Taylor Swift and Kanye West?
Radiohead Fan: Nah I'm listening to OK COMPUTER :sunglasses-face:
Normie: *Dies of death*

by Styx223 April 20, 2024

hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it

if you hear this on your comuter then i hope your computer isnt hacked

Computer:hmm oh nice computer you got there can i have it
Person:Wait a minu-
(blue screen appears on computer)

by KonHon May 7, 2023

Computer

If you are not watching porn on this machine, you can hide drugs like weed in the case of it.

Never seen a mom searching a computer for weed, because she will search the monitor.

Man, my computer smells like weed. I'll tell my mom it burned or smth.

by Dope420 January 15, 2017