Colorado

A poor example of a 4WD.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.

I can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of a mighty Navara so I’m going to have to buy a Colorado.

by Sundance89 February 14, 2018

Contraception dab

The contraception dab is a technique with which one can prevent impregnating his sexual partner.
The male will loudly exclaim "yeet" whilst dabbing, and will then shove his wiener into the anus of the partner.

Once the male ejaculated into the butt of his significant other the contraception dab is completed.

Hey man i wanted to have sex with my girlfriend but didn't have any protection on me.
Being the nice guy that i am i used the contraception dab! Her sphincter broke though.

by Vlozh March 1, 2018

Contradictorian

One who aced Paolo Mancosu's UC Berkeley logic classes, including the most advanced: Philosophy of Logic and Mathematics - Theories of Truth. These are widely known as the most intellectually challenging courses at Cal.

That dude is such a contradictorian. He started from the bottom now he's here.

by infinityink March 16, 2018

Coltman

A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.

Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman

by robster the lobster June 6, 2018

contrabitching

When someone is a bitch and you have to interrupt and bitch back

Gio stop contrabitching me, while I am bitching at you!

by Izzyb123 June 8, 2018

contradictionalist

Someone who frequently says and/or does one thing one day and then says or does the opposite later on.

Trump is such a contradictionalist about Russia's involvement in the elections.

by Honey5683 August 8, 2018

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018