California Coffee Break

Pouring Smoldering Hot To Moderately Hot Coffee On Ones Testicles And Having A Female Lick It Up. ( Caution May Cause Burning Of Some Type )

After A Long Day At Work My Girlfriend Gave Me A California Coffee Break To Ease My Mind.

by Smurf And Waterbug September 17, 2010

hobo coffee

When a person can only afford a handfull of coffee beans instead of a cup of actual coffee from a cafe or franchise such as starbucks.. said person can mash the beans in a puddle and lick it off the ground.

Emma "Damn, I've only got one dollar"
Taylor "No biggie just buy some beans and make hobo coffee!"

by blacks_avengers December 9, 2009

cup-of-coffee

A small container for coffee or other hot beverages which can be gripped by a handle and drunk from

I had toast for breakfast and a cup-of-coffee

by Yeah Right July 18, 2003

coffeecat

someone who interrupts the process of reading a book, magazine, newspaper, etc., often by climbing into your lap or nudging you with their head.

i was sitting calmly, reading "Freakonomics," when I was rudely interrupted by a coffeecat.

by rockthetandem June 29, 2007

Coffee Up

Minted by legendary ODOT workhorse Monica K. to mean "get enough caffeine in my system to make this mind-numbingly boring task/meeting/concept/social environment/monotonous auditory drone tolerable for exactly the length of time it will last and not one (expletive deleted) instant longer.

You'd best coffee up, this meeting is liable to be about the importance of "affect" versus "effect" in spoken correspondence.

-or-

I'm gonna coffee up, this may get dull.

-or-

Coffee up, bitches, this ain't stir your cesspool one damn bit.

by Ken no Oni October 21, 2008

Coffee Sessh

The act of enjoying beverages within a coffee-house chain (Such as Starbuck) with a group of close friends. Often organized with the use of a group text message or with a Facebook wall message at short notice.

Example Text... "Fancy a Coffee Sessh? See you at Starbucks @ 2PM. Xx"

by Mr Thesaurus April 11, 2009

Coffee-housing

Anything you do to distract is called “coffee-housing,” and it’s against the rules. But there’s a lot of gray area. It’s illegal to talk during a game unless it’s something like asking the score

Frank during a poker game was accused of coffee-housing.

by spanglish3 April 16, 2009