by Retsamemag333 August 25, 2017
by Everybody's Mother February 06, 2011
Slang term for marijuana, usually when used in the context of a location. Rarely used to refer to the substance itself, rather the act of consuming. Applicable for every variation of consumption, including smoke and edibles. It is also common to refer to the location as "the lounge".
"Hey man you wanna go grab some Cofee and Donuts in the lounge? I just had a really stressful exam."
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"
"Have you guys been having Coffee and Donuts in here? it danks"
by Coffee+Donuts March 15, 2017
Dude 1: Hey bro I made you coffee!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!
Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
Dude 2: Oh thanks, I'll drink it after I take my morning dump.
Dude 1: Yo just take it in with you for a coffee poop!
Dude 2: Wow what a great idea!
by themangofmeng July 04, 2014
When someone stays up until the early ass hours of the morning. They're running off of coffee blood, thus using the caffeine to keep themselves running at such late hours.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
It is only possible to obtain coffee blood once you have stayed up passed three in the morning for four consecutive days.
The first discovery of Coffee Blood (or Caffeinated Blood) was back in the early 20s when people were often found staying up late without necessary reason.
Throughout the following decades, the infected race (Caffeinate Coagulus) was recorded to consist mostly of teenagers and young adults.
Now, in more recent studies, it still seems that the age group has not changed. However, there are some outliers in younger or older age groups that have relevant reasons for staying up after such a late hour of the morning.
Doctor: "It seems that our patients have Coffee Blood."
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
Assistant: "The following patients: Miranda, Martha, Kristen, Ry, Becca, Cidra, James, Alycia, Brian, Shannon, Andrew, and Sarah all seem to be having symptoms, sir."
Doctor: "Dammit! Why can't we find a cure for this?!"
by BeMyCaptivation July 17, 2010
when a man sits on a woman's face and places his anus on the woman's nose and then proceeds to spin around the face making bits and pieces of fecal matter falling off of the anus landing on the woman's face
Guy 1: Dude, last night I was at this party and totally throwed and decided it would funny to spin around on my ass while sitting on some passed out chicks face!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
Guy 2: Dude! That's called a coffee grinder, and that's so damn gross!
by TimmyKelso January 11, 2010
A term used to describe a coffee which has alcohol added to it, such as an Irish coffee or other floater coffee.
That wonky coffee has made me feel a bit whoosy. or I think I'll have a wee wonky coffee before bed.
by Jimmy Graham September 22, 2010