Any sort of situation* in which an awkward moment, usually created by a foul move on the part of one of the sexually interested, prevents an individual from having sexual relations with their "target" over the course of the night.
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
*including, but not limited to parties, tailgates, bonfires and thirsty thursdays
Skyler: So bro, it was totally going with this chick. She kept complimenting my flow and everything. Then, out of no where, my boy came up and iced me in front of my slam piece. She totally dipped!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
Brad: Dude! You didn't get to sleep with her? Totally cock blockward!
by kit fistbro November 10, 2010
Get the cock blockwardmug. by ks umk May 23, 2021
Get the Amin's Cockmug. A very tiny measurement.
'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'
'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'
by softmint April 29, 2014
Get the gnats cockmug. Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!
by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008
Get the cock sparrermug. the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.
Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!
by mikki55 February 13, 2006
Get the cock worshipmug. Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
by \/\/ February 21, 2004
Get the Cock Pumpmug. 