Opiate Cock

A severe side effect of excessive use of opiates that causes ones dick to render them unable to piss. Usually caused by more hard drugs like heroin, morphine, and prescription painkillers. The user might also not be able to ejaculate and/or get an erection.

"Man that opiate cock sure has me raging."
"Damn dude I have been jacking off for hours and I can't cum from dat opiate cock."
"I can't even stand up to piss because this opiate dick is shriveled up into my body."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Gabriels cock

Gabriel's 6'-2" cock is known by "Al pa chino" and "Cracken". Girls are always caught riding the Cracken and never get to escape the deadly penis.

Stories have been told since 1864 girls challenge the Cracken. Usaully results in lost of sensation in the vaginal area, rumors have been told the last challenger has dissapeard. So take in considertaion before challenging Gabriels cock.

by T Rex 69 November 29, 2013

Leb cock

The cock of a Lebanese man that is 6.6 inches when hard and is one of the biggest penises in the world. Many white girls love this type of dick because it’s owner is likely cut and Muslim. Furthermore it has an extremely high volume of cum and it tastes delicious overall, something white Girls want that white guys don’t have.

While she was blowing, he asked her if Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock

by Xyzabc69 June 23, 2019

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

cock sparrer

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

cock worship

the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.

Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!

by mikki55 February 13, 2006

Cock Pump

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

by \/\/ February 21, 2004