cheremy clarkson

when a noob gets a red face by embarrassment.

oi mate you have got such cheremy clarkson since everyone found out you slept with that goat.

by pollypocket1002 July 16, 2011

john clarkson

A cuntish pedophile!

What a John clarkson

by 199312355678910 January 13, 2018

dan clarkson

sigma + lvl 200 on fn single if you know what i mean

Dan clarkson is SIGMA

by dan111122FAN January 21, 2024

Kelly Clarksoned

When someone covers a song but does it better than the original. The song then becomes theirs.

Ben Platt totally Kelly Clarksoned “Diet Pepsi” by Addison Rae

by Seedaphil August 18, 2025

Tazmyn Clarkson

Tazmyn is a girl who loves movies, shows and more. She changes her hair color every week, but stays healthy and luscious. She was an infectious smile, with stainless pearly whites that make dentists buckle in the knees. She is #teamedward. she's overall pretty cool.

Person 1: Tazmyn Clarkson is looking blue- in the hair.

Person 2: I agree. It's very cool and hip.

by Reubyrubes October 5, 2025

A Jeremy Clarkson tango

When you have sex whilst driving, whilst on the phone to your mates describing the specs of your new car!

Me: Did you hear about jake?
You: No. what happened?
Me: He got arrested for doing a Jeremy Clarkson tango!

by Juan juenimo December 8, 2022

Mr. Clarkson

A shit teacher that will do anything to see a pair of tits, no chin or jawline, just and overall whale that ate to much pasta, a very big nonce, probably would touch you up if ya was in a room with him, will send ya aht for nowt 🙄

Student 1:"yo have ya seen that pufferfish right there bro"
Student 2:"o yea Mr. Clarkson hes a big fat whale mate,sent me aht for nowt last lesson"

by dizzydaisy🤪 November 12, 2019