Poke and choke

A gay threesome where the pivot man is taking one in the ass by one guy and getting blown by the other
Those dudes look like they got into a poke and choke last night
by TheRealBigBee January 22, 2018
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Choke smoke hold

A girl takes a hit of any kind of smoke and the guy chokes her while she holds it in.
“ We were having sex and he told me to take a hit and hold it in while he choked me, it was so hot, I think I’m going to call it Choke smoke hold
by Little cheese pies March 23, 2021
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Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.
Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.
by SargentSavage April 19, 2020
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Choking Pirate

When a guy ejaculates in his own eye or a girls eye and continues to choke him or her out while holding his eye and throat.
Natalie Bair, choking pirate.
"Man, you got that in my eye, let me choke you"

"Gave that bitch a choking pirate"
by Santa9511 March 17, 2014
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Choking the chicken

Dude, that chiick has me loaded so hard that it hurts. I'm going to the bathroom.for a.few minutes and choking the chicken. Back soon.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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Choking the Chicken

Girlfriend: hey babe wanna bang?
Me: Nah im choking the chicken rn tbh.
by GayCodPlayer November 01, 2018
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polite choking

I choked my woman in bed last night, but it was polite choking. You know.
by Archangel February 12, 2019
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