Chicago Rimjob

A shot of Malört with a bacon salt rim

Clark asked, “Shots anyone, all we have is Malört and bacon salt.” Todd replied, “Chicago Rimjobs it is!” “I’ll take two,” Ryan replied with glee.

by TheTexasTodd April 8, 2022

Chicago department store

A misogynistic (but hilarious) drinking song often sung by Rugby types that uses a play on words to convey nefarious sexual acts upon a woman coming into the department store for an object

Chicago Department Store

Person: One day a woman came into the store asking for a KitKat

Everyone else: a KitKat, from the store?

Person: a KitKat she wanted, 4 fingers she got

Everyone: oh I used to work to work I Chicago in an old department store, I used to work in Chicago I don't work there anymore

by Bornator September 26, 2022

chicago cuz

Someone we fucking. Not related. But if anyone asks, she my cuz

That my Chicago cuz, don't worry about her

by Indo5moke May 10, 2018

dirty Chicago

When a girl is on top durning 69ing breaks WIND and shit comes out on the others face

"A was 69ing Julia and she had hard gas and ended up shitting on my face!" "Dude she gave you a Dirty Chicago "

by Whkdikvdy359637bdhj January 27, 2024

Chicago bears

A more entertaining football club than the New Orleans Saints.

The Saints were crying about cheap shots after getting hit twice by the Chicago Bears. A saint just doesn't have the same effect on an opponent as a bear, a player pulling out a crucifix and telling an opponent they will burn in hell for what they did doesnt have the same effect on somebody as hitting them twice, even if they were sucker punches in the helmet.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

Chicago cheese

A mixture of pollution and cum

Damn! I got that Chicago cheese on my shirt!

by MML1234 June 2, 2018

University of Illinois at Chicago

A big university in Chicago that's extremely boring. A majority of students are commuters and therefore clubs are mostly dead and parties are virtually nonexistent, a stark difference from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. The campus is well known for the ugly architecture and confusing to navigate buildings. It has also earned the nickname University Impossible to Complete because of its low 62% 6 year graduation rate.

I did not get accepted at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign so I attended University of Illinois at Chicago, it really sucks here

by Billiam Beaver April 6, 2023