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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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Carrot Bite

When 2 Men are engaging in oral sex and the bottom partner bites the top partners cock like you would bite a carrot
"bro I was getting my dick sucked by this guy and he gave me a carrot bite"
by TheeWhoFucksCatsToDeath December 14, 2023
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Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.
OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”
by luviqs April 29, 2023
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Carrot Man

Carrot Man deserves the death penalty as he is a ranga.
by JoshuaHawkins September 2, 2024
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carrot head

蘿蔔頭
nipponese they bald on top of head but they tie hair grown out from side into a bun
yee yee ass haircut
look like carrot on head
stfu stupid carrot heads☕️ im bomb ure cluntry tokyo nagoya osaka oyama Oppenheimer style...
by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024
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Carrot

Now pull back briefly from the dripping streets of Ankh-Morpork pan across the
morning mists of the Disc, and focus in again on a young man heading for the
city with all the openness, sincerity and innocence of purpose of an iceberg
drifting into a major shipping lane.
The young man is called Carrot. This is not because of his hair, which his
father has always clipped short for reasons of Hygiene. It is because of his shape.
It is the kind of tapering shape a boy gets through clean living, healthy
eating, and good mountain air in huge lungfuls. When he flexes his shoulder
muscles, other muscles have to move out of the way first.
by icing_on_the_cake December 30, 2022
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carrots and breadsticks

when your friend or someone you know screws someone who they are not supposed to. For example their professors, cousins etc
Carrots and breadsticks! You did the carrots and breadsticks..... you whore
by poopedonlife February 26, 2014
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