captain dip shit

Words used to describe a friend when they ask stupid questions that they definetly should know the answer to. A term used when you've already returned a friends belongings and they ask for their property.

Stephen: Cricket, do you have my cigarettes.
Cricket: Hello, I already gave them back to you, Captain dip shit!

by OtterChic April 25, 2006

captain gemy

Girls who typically have the name Angela in the real world. Girls who typically are Geminis. Girls who drink to much Captain Morgan and loose sight of the world around them. Oh, and they usually like to take a multiple pictures of the same thing.

Yo man, look at that girl, she's messed up she's must be a Captain Gemy.

by CBD3155 August 17, 2006

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

captaser

The Incorrect T-9 Spelling Of The Word Bastard.

"Man Jason Is Such A Captaser"
Translation:
"Man Jason Is Such A Bastard"

by Aholl January 10, 2009

Captain Old Spice

A worthy sea captain who constantly scores plenty of pussy.
a.k.a a modern Pimp.

Man...he's soo cool we nicknamed him Captain old Spice.

Chuck Noris is a Captain old Spice.

by Captain Old Spice January 22, 2009

Capture the flag

When a guy or male steals the virginity of a woman

Hey tyler, see that banging hot gal over there? You should totally Capture the flag of hers.

by NJT4147 September 21, 2013

Captain Butthole

A person who is being really annoying.

Just call someone "Captain Butthole" the same way you would call them "Turd Pants" or "Butt Licker" or "Ass Wipe".

by CedricDoodlehopper November 13, 2013