Cabbage

Term used in the North-West of England for very poor quality marijuana, similar to orange bud.

Friend:"Got a fat bag on tick, can i come yours?"
Me: "Yeah sweet mate"

Friend turns up with shrapnel filled dark bud

collective groan as its opened because of the lovely smell of sweaty socks

Friend: "Thats fucking horrible Cabbage that"
Me: "Smoke it anyway haha?"

jiggas is jiggas

by cockmeatsandwedge March 27, 2012

scrotum cabbage

dried lotion on balls; the act of peeling dry lotion off ones testicles after performing lubricated masturbation.

John had to peel scrotum cabbage off his balls in the morning because last night he masturbated with lotion and fell asleep before cleaning his privates.

by subzero22 May 18, 2010

sneeze in the cabbage

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.

Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage

by jerryslunchbox September 8, 2013

cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006

Muff Cabbage

A derogatory term used by those native to New Jersey; as popularized by South Park.

We saw this woman who just moved into the house next to Stan's house get a parking ticket. She called the officer Muff Cabbage.

by sumodiaper October 16, 2010

Cabbage

A person with (very) limited IQ.. A simpleton. Someone whom is stupid. A Vegatative state - From the true meaning of the word - Vegtable.

He/She's a "real" Cabbage (pionting or gesturing.

by sixty4 May 13, 2005

cabbage

Dublin/Irish slang--Means idiot,or retarded..used as a friendly slag most often.

You bleedin cabbage!!

by fitzcarraldo July 13, 2006