Cabbage Patch

/'kabij paCH/

verb
1. The act of boiling a head of cabbage and then shoveling the whole wet, hot mess directly up your ass or another's.

"I was in the mood for an all-natural colon cleanse so I asked my friend to cabbage patch me"

"After being cabbage patched, Sally, thought she had a squid in her butt"

by Chros April 05, 2017

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”

by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

Cabbage Eater

Someone who likes to lick/eat balls usually ones that are big and monstrous.

"Tiffany was tasting my balls last night, my balls felt so good!" "I didn't know Tiffany was a cabbage eater"

by Brothy Water March 31, 2023

cabbage collector

A person with large hands.

You need to wash those cabbage collectors!

by Gman357 December 16, 2022

smoking cabbage

Smoking cabbage is when you take 3 month old cabbage that is all wet and soggy and roll it up in a piece of paper and catch it on fire and inhale the toxic fumes while the cabbage gets all toasty inside the paper

We were sitting by the fire smoking cabbage

by Grannys wet April 03, 2017

Cabbage Bags

Pair of big titties that smile like ripe cabbage.

Tim motorboated that bar pig and said she had some cabbage bags.

by Richard Hangslow June 03, 2019

Cabbage Bag

When a mans scrotum is over exposed to sunlight and get sunburned (refer to Sun Dried Tomatoes) and the scrotum starts to peel, is known as a "Cabbage Bag"

Holy shit look at my nuts, they got so burned they turned into "Cabbage Bags".

by DIMExBAG October 31, 2020