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California Calzone 

When a man opens a girls vigina flaps and jizzes in her vigina. Then the man then closes the vigina flaps and opens it again and starts to blow on her vigina and licks it
During sex, a man will give a woman aCalifornia Calzone by opening and closing her vigina flaps and blowing on the jizz he put in there
California Calzone by JShay00 November 14, 2013

california blackout

Any activity that deprives the brain of oxygen has the potential to cause moderate to severe brain cell death leading to permanent loss of neurological function ranging from difficulty in concentration or loss of short term memory capacity through severe, lifelong mental disability to death.
California blackout: Bend over with hands on knees and take ten deep breaths. Stand up and hold your breath after the tenth breath and have someone place their palms on either side of your wind pipe pressing gently constricting the arteries to your brain causing one to passout.
california blackout by mook76 December 29, 2013

California Title wave 

When you are banging a fat chick from behind in a Hot tub while she's eating a stack of pancakes.
California title wave: I met Mary a 300 pounder, and brought her back to my place to have pig sex

california knot 

The act of two men are on the beach and tie their erect penises around one anothers.
hey hun, while we're laying here wanna do a California knot?

California rules

used by extreme sportsmen (surfers,skydivers,hang glider pilots ,skiers, etc.). If one does something special and there is no photo or video they are said to have not not followed California rules. Same as pix or it does not count.
Guge! Jeb flew through a waterfall. Did it California rules and the link is on his blog.
California rules by @;) August 20, 2014

california basil 

Another term for marijuana, weed, etc.
Pothead 1: Hey, you got that California Basil on you?

Pothead 2: yeah, here you go man, light up.
california basil by gti116 December 28, 2015