The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.
Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.
by KingBoogat November 22, 2025
Get the The John Adams Cursemug. by cheeserrrrr November 9, 2021
Get the Ciroc Cursemug. The feeling of being cucked from your ten thousand souls after forty five minutes of trying to defeat this fucking pointless no life ugly looking ass boss, just to find out that you don't even have to defeat him to move into the undeed settlement.
Person 1: " holy fuck the Curse-Rotted Greatwood is really fucking hard"
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass
Person 2:" well you dont even have to defeat it"
Jack Myers:" well i am that good that i can defeat it in seven hits and move onto the undeed settlement with just a bow and a fist up my ass
by racist guy who is a neighbour September 20, 2021
Get the Curse-Rotted Greatwoodmug. Put simply, if Sam bets on or has publicly voiced his support for any particular team that team will go on to lose – even against the odds! It is strategically recommended to fade Sam’s picks.
by Gogie January 9, 2023
Get the The Sam Cooper Cursemug.