a crusty bag is when a male puts his testicles in a large bowl of chocolate, waits for it to set and starts smacking it on the womans face so it starts to crack then anouther has too lick it off whilst its happening.
by beccaneal May 11, 2016
Get the crusty bag mug.A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife September 3, 2016
Get the Crusty Finger mug.A word that takes on multiple meanings, but generally means something incredibly bad, gross, etc. Synonymous with tacky, klassy, or trashy. Though it is not as descriptive as words like "slutty" or "ugly," it has strong negative connotations that could really mean anything. Used mostly by black women (including Nicki Minaj and Glozell) to express something they disapprove of. An adjective or a noun.
As an adjective: This crusty little bitch running round.
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
That bag is so crusty.
Your hair is the crustiest thing I have ever seen, girl.
As a noun: This little crust need to learn a lesson!
CRUSTY CRUSTS!
by thisgirlisuppose May 6, 2011
Get the crusty mug.When a woman shits on a mans pecker, and dries it out with a hairdryer until completely crusted over then jerks him off until every last dingleberry is gone.
by Pete Stevenson October 27, 2021
Get the Crusty Rusty mug.by tequilababy August 5, 2020
Get the crusty mug.When someone so ugly and ashy they look dusty then they have skin coming off they look crusty. When they both their Dusty Crusty
by happy mad May 30, 2016
Get the Dusty Crusty mug.A crusty doughnut is when someone applies their semen around their partner's arsehole, ideally smearing it a bit to create a nice ring coat around the hole itself. It is then left for a while to "bake", a.k.a. crust a bit, creating a nice crusty doughnut. The person can then enjoy their freshly baked goods as part of the night's (or day's, no judgement) experience. An alternative to this recipe is the chocolate doughnut - though ensure your partner consumes enough fibre prior to the act so the chocolate comes out nice and ready to serve. Feel free to mix and match as well.
Oh, James baked a lovely crusty doughnut last night. It came out rather crunchy and the taste was just magnificent! He can't wait to do eat it again - and so can't I. I have never seen him happier!
by diniminiax June 23, 2020
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