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christmas tree

A double dose of extasy in one pill; very dangerous for your health, too.
I hella tripped out from that christmas tree yesterday
by Lacrimatamine March 31, 2005
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Christmas Miracle

When you're banging a girl in missionary position and you run your hand through your hair over and over again so all your dandruff falls on her face like snow on Christmas Day.
Lisa said she hoped it would snow on Christmas this year, so Bob gave her a Christmas Miracle that night.
by netflixandchill1000 January 30, 2017
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Christmas in Manhattan

A derivative of the Manhattan Transfer, this involves the freezing of fecal matter to be used at a later date, preferably by two women in the ass to ass motion while the male enjoys from afar.
Jody and Melodie enjoyed a little Christmas in Manhattan at Will's house after he successfully froze a large turd he created some months before.
by soopaman August 14, 2010
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christmas dance

a social dance that happens in December at my school. A very important even in a girl's life which you can go to ever 4 years.
Torrance: Hey Dave wanna go to that social event at my school, Christmas Dance?

Dave: I'd love to.
by SparklingToros16 April 2, 2004
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christmas spirit

- the selfish actions of others to affect one or a group of other so that they can get away without being to blame.
The Staff Sergent told us five minutes before the inspection we were going to have one then left for a meeting and won't be present when the c.o. gets here screwed again by the Christmas spirit .
by Allandnnn January 30, 2016
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Christmas in July

When a waiter who has a dandruff problem (face or hair), stands over a customers plate and sprinkles flakes onto their main course.
That customer is being a dick!!! Kasey Christmas in July on this moterfucker! Bone apatite!!
by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007
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christmas monkey

When an dude is nailing a girl in the anus and he pulls out and shoots all over her bungole and then proceeds to shove cotton balls up said bungole mixing with the skeet to form an adhesive. The dude may then wish to slap the girl on the ass or face for good luck and to watch her response, which may resemble that of a surprised, dumbass monkey.
I always keep my cotton balls next to my condoms so that I can give some slut a Christmas monkey
by keatonbatman72 December 18, 2007
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