"Slang for British anal lube. References the tap water quality in London, often compared in color to peanut butter due to the high amounts of excrement in its contents."
by Mutherfackindawg November 12, 2023
Get the British buttermug. A British Bass is when a skanky female who has so much cheap make up she is shiny and lip filler proceeds to blow your cock like a piece of rabbit intestine in the Arctic.
by I like the thicc Bois November 13, 2020
Get the British bassmug. 
A sexual act in which the testicles are placed in a colander and rubbed, then a plastic bag is placed over them, whilst five loaves of sourdough bread are rubbed around the girl's clit.
Brandon: oh god, we had a British Fruit Pie last night. It was great
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
Jennifer: I wish my guy would do stuff like that for me!
by Jennifer Marquez June 28, 2016
Get the British Fruit Piemug. British people are people from either England, Scotland, Wales or Northern Ireland. Don’t ever confuse Britain with England because the other nations will shaft u on Twitter. British people are a race commonly renowned for the size of their penises. Since King Arthur said the now infamous words, “suck my 12 inch you horny sket” The cock of the British race has been enshrined in legend. Even Brexit has its route in the size of our protrusions, the reason it takes so long is because the forth of the British penis was hard to fit in the EU to start with, this makes pulling out a living nightmare.
by TheWillyConfuser November 2, 2019
Get the Britishmug. It’s a syndrome that people who aren‘t british are mostly diagnosed by, where they randomly start speaking british, or feeling like they want to speak british for the whole day. British Attacks is when you suddenly start speaking british or saying british slangs randomly.
Jake: “Look at this picture my girl sent me, isn’t she cute?”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
Brandon: “yunno fam yo girl is leng icl”
Jake: “ you’re having british attacks again.. 😐”
Brandon: “its the British Syndrome innit”
by effyourmum March 22, 2023
Get the British Syndromemug. A game on the Roblox platform developed by Fourth Rail, that is known to have some degree of realism, from the acceleration/braking physics to realistic train details
1. damn british railway had nailed the intercity update
2. That roblox game called British Railway has taken the space of the roblox transport community
3. ayo why you play british railway?
2. That roblox game called British Railway has taken the space of the roblox transport community
3. ayo why you play british railway?
by tenpit March 23, 2023
Get the British Railwaymug.