Desk bone

An erection that occurs at work which requires one to stay at their desk until it goes away.

I was late for my meeting today because I had a wicked desk bone.

by RekanizeBlacKat December 30, 2017

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

buffalo bone

v.
to have sexual intercourse with a female in such a way as to make use of all of her parts, analogous to how the Native Americans made use of all the parts of a buffalo after a kill.

"I buffalo boned that bitch."

by Burt Bannon April 12, 2005

Big boned

A nice way of saying "You're a Huge Bitch."

Her: All these dresses make me look like i'm Fat.
Me: You're not fat sweetie, just big boned.

by jamica mehorny August 23, 2009

Romancing the bone

Phrase that refers to a male who is mastubating.

"Call me later, I'm busy romancing the bone at the moment."

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

longest bone

My dick hehe

Teacher:Does anyone know the longest bone in your body?

Ass face: MY COCK

by Ima dick you June 4, 2018

peen bone

the penis on the verge of becoming hard

I had to stop facing her because I felt a peen bone coming on.

by Seymour P. Clyde Aloysius Jones July 25, 2006