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Blanket Leg Demon

A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.

It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."

"Just pull the blanket up."

"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."

"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 12, 2021
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Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.
Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there
by Randy Neil November 21, 2024
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Bomb blanket

When a man is in bed with his girls and has to fart, but he pulls the covers tightly over his body to protect her.
I would have died last night if Frank hadn't pulled the bomb blanket over his ass.
by Jimmmmyyyy January 6, 2017
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mong blanket

a derogatory term for an acquaintance who displays simple qualities and struggles with everyday interactions.
Phil, have you been biting the tree again you mong blanket?
by whittal's winkle picker November 6, 2011
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Cum blanket

A soft blanket you use to masturbate with
You might not want to touch that cum blanket
by User7372649 January 6, 2021
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Semen Blanket

When a man ejaculates so hard he completely misses his partner and some of the semen lands on the girls blanket.
I was gonna cum on my girls face, but I went a bit too hard and accidentally gave her a Semen Blanket”
by Garrett Wick September 8, 2018
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Pig in a blanket

When someone inserts a single toe inside the foreskin of a penis. For sexual purposes.
“Hey James, how was your date with Clara!”

Incredible! Thanks for asking! She used her hot toes for a pig in a blanket with me!
by Flipjack McGillicuddy September 30, 2023
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