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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket
by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
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New hampshire blanket

Paul mixes his pubes and lint to make a new hampshire blanket
by panheaddan November 15, 2023
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Tongue Blanket

A man get a vasectomie leaving a lose flap for a tongue to go there for making a tongue blanket
"Fuck that's so fucking sexy. That's right use that tongue blanket for my chopped tip." (Feel like a guy named Robert would say this)
by PickledDik February 14, 2022
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blanket

"blanket" is a word commonly used to refer to cats when they shit on your bed
e.g Jimmy: awww mann my cat is such a blanket
And Scene
by fartybutthead January 2, 2021
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blanketer

A person who stays in bed with multiple blankets it is called a blanketer
Josh isn't feeling so good he needs to stay in bed for a few days, or he'll won't feel that good. He needs to have multiple blankets its called a blanketer on him or else he'll be cold
by bgell December 29, 2010
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Jank blanket

A blanket used primarily for discreetly hiding your body as you jank the paddle. Usually covered in spunk.
That used to be my favorite quilt from Nana, but you give it to cousin Johnny and it immediately becomes a Jank blanket.
by GlibJester July 28, 2018
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bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
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