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Dumb Bitch

annoying ass fucking bitches that can't take a joke and ruin everyone else's good time. They fucking act like they are the hottest shit and are better than everyone else. In reality they are fucking ugly as hell and stuck up hoes. Everyone knows that one bitch who is too good for everything and everyone and thinks her shit don't stink. She is the dumbest bitch around and hates having fun and a good time. Beware of these cunts
"That dumb bitch is totally ruining our awesome time"

"Who the fuck invited that dumb bitch?"

"I want to choke that dumb bitch"
by Kenaynay2020 January 2, 2012
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Basic Bitch

A creature unlike any other in this modern society. They are a very numerous species, despite their insistence that each of them are special snowflakes. Their habits are easy to study, as their prowling ground is any Starbucks cafe, which holds the main staple of their diet: the pumpkin spice latte. Again, despite their insistence that they are all unique, they all wear the same things: vests with fur in the neck, tights, and Uggz boots. Most basic bitches are white blondes or brunettes. The main deity of their religion is Taylor Swift, the goddess of basicness. However they like to mix it up and listen to mainstream rappers like Kanye West and Drake to enforce their personal belief that they are "hood." If one is bear a pack of basic bitches, be advised as their basicness will either suck you in, drive you crazy, or annoy you to the point of suicide.
BB#1: We're not basic bitches, we are unique and special!
BB#2: Yeah Taylor Swift speaks to us all differently!

BB#3: And our Uggz and vests are all different colors and sizes!
BB#4: Like stop being so judgmental, all we want is our pumpkin spice lattes!
Barista: *facepalm
by Iroquois Plissken March 24, 2016
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Bitchasitis

(pronounced bitch-us-itis)

A disease to which any human of the female gender may fall victim; an inflamed bitch in the vernacular.

Symptoms are akin to those displayed by the common bitch, only aggravated. Causes vary and can be unfathomable.

The victim of bitchasitis will inevitably cause atrocious pain to those in her surroundings and should thus be promptly removed as the ailment can usually not be alleviated - though some may delude themselves in thinking it can.
This procedure is known as bitchatectomy. It is fairly simple once one has made up their mind to proceed with it. Verbal action should suffice and the use of implements, surgical or others, is not advised.

There exist both acute and chronic forms of bitchasitis.
One should be particularly wary of bitchasitis present in a dormant state, as dealing with a hitherto seemingly healthy specimen whose ailment suddenly breaks out of its dormant state can be a harrowing task.
Mark: -Debbie just hang up on me again after ranting nonstop for fifteen minutes about how I should have called earlier.

John: -Hmm, I'm afraid the signs point to a clear case of bitchasitis.

Mark: -If that's the case I'd better face it, at least I know what to do.

John: - Yup, looks like a bitchatectomy is your only salvation.
by Uncle Karb September 14, 2010
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Bitch Gene

The Bitch Gene that all women have inherited that makes them bitches
Feminist women all have the Bitch gene
by Mavronumon December 12, 2012
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bitch, the door

When someone says or does something stupid and they just need to exit the premises. Because that was some stupid shit And you cannot come back from that.
Wtf.. Bitch, the door. Bye.
by Himybabies April 6, 2016
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sittin bitch

with 3 people in the back seat, the one in the middle is sittin bitch
we passed by my friends car, and donte was sittin bitch
by Jacks1213 October 16, 2007
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Windy Bitch

Somebody who is scared to get out and face the wind or any inclement weather.
John "Hey I'd like to go outside and play football but the weather is really bad out there"

Jimmy "Dude stop being a windy bitch"
by Detroits Dagen December 13, 2010
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