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Bullshit

This mode is such bullshit!
by Snipes888 June 12, 2018
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Bullshit

Kid: this is bullshit

Other kid: how the actual fuck am I supposed to know this shit

Mr Sullivan: 3 my question answers are land mines but they all look like daisies. Choose wisely.
by 99999996 December 19, 2018
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Bullshitting

1) To tell bullshit to someone.
2) To half-ass something, but it seeming that it was whole-assed.
1) This guy was trying to tell me that he was in the FBI, but I knew he was bullshitting me.
2) I got a B- on the exam, but I was bullshitting my way through.
by DILLGAF February 16, 2019
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ballshit

when your girlfriend gets railed for an hour and half on her period by a legend
that's ballshit my guy
by jacob1769 May 10, 2021
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bullshit vaccine

An imaginary vaccine that inoculates an individual from succumbing to derisive conspiracy theories, propagating political disinformation and ascribing to novel, ineffective COVID treatments that do more harm than good.
Hey, did you hear that urine therapy, oleandrin, hydroxy chloroquine, ivermectin and demon sperm can KILL COVID and ALL variants?
Yeah, sure. Why don't you get in that line over there. You REALLY NEED a bullshit vaccine.
by YAWA January 26, 2022
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Insta-bullshit

When you say "Ummmm" for 2 seconds followed by well before you give an answer that is complete bullshit.
Ryan: What do you think is causing a problem with their connection? I think they may need a new card.
Ron: Ummmmmmmmmmm... well, I think it might be a problem with their ISP.
Ed: Man, Ron just fed Ryan some Insta-bullshit!
by Urbantech February 26, 2009
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Official Bullshit

When a person makes something up, or thinks that they are correct, and then proceeds to say that that information is from an official source.
Jim: I'm pretty sure Rob has that condition that causes chronic bad breath. What's that called?

Steve: Oh, that's easy. It's feliculitis.

Jim: Is it really?

Steve: Yeah, I read it in the 17th Edition of Physician's Desk Reference.

Rob: Don't try to use Official Bullshit on us, Steve. It's called Halitosis.
by The Goon Platoon September 19, 2009
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