Play it by beer

When you're not quite certain what kind of a night it may turn into, you may be home early or it may turn into a night you wish you could remember.

Todd- "You up for going out after dinner tonight?"

Holly- "I'm not sure but I'll definitely have some cocktails with dinner so let's just play it by beer".

by Todd-O September 15, 2009

Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.

"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "

by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013

Titties and Beer

Two of the best things on the planet. Each can be enjoyed on it's own, or combined for one awesome night of awesomeness!

Bob:"Whatcha up to tonight, Steve?"
Steve:"I'm gonna hit up Cocomo's for some titties and beer. Wanna come?"
Bob:"Fuck yea! Let's go!"

by Tman227 October 27, 2016

queer for beer

A drunk who will do anything for alcohol, more specifically beer. Most alcoholics wind up sucking cock for booze at one point or another in their lifetime.

Tom isn't normally a faggot but his alcohol problem makes him queer for beer between paychecks.

by Omegaman985 February 6, 2017

Bird Call Beer Shoots

Making the sound of a bird call to inform other people about taking a beer shot with beer only.

“Prrrrrrr, hey Nicole, pour us some Burning Beard bird call beer shoots!”

by DicNicole March 8, 2023

beer

Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

by flapjacks May 26, 2003

beer BQ

when a bunch of friends get together to eat some BBQ food and drink BEER.

Matt: jay and hean, im havin a beer bq after the english regents, wanna come?

Jay and Hean: whea

by knobhead September 2, 2008