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inside baseball

1) Baseball slang. A strategy based on teamwork and good execution. Keeps the ball infield using walks, base hits, stolen bases and bunts.

2)term used in American politics to utiltize a means to an end through evil practices.

The migration of sport to politics is in the 'inside' depicted as a hall of mirrors. By providing info 'from the inside' results in overconfidence leaving the informants in fact clueless about what actually happens in the game or simply, bullshit baffles brains.
1) The Baltimore Chop - where a batter swings downward on the ball resulting in a skyward rebound, allowing the batter to reach first base safely before the opposing team has a chance to make a play.

2) When McCain challenged Obama's committee work in the Senate, Obama brushed it off with "that's Senate inside baseball."
by john2 December 9, 2008
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1000th base

When God and Satan actually manifest in front of you and become so horny at the sight of you actually fuck you, with Satan, naturally, taking you up the arse and god through the front.
You: Dude, I got to 1000th base last night

(No reply, the orgasm was so intense, existence as we know it ended)
by IAmGav January 8, 2008
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SEX-BASED ECONOMY

The reality that the modern American female does'nt have sex unless there is money involved.Such economy has always existed...but has been made more widely available to more women of varying degrees of savvy by that great class-leveling tool called:THE INTERNET.
If a woman is even barely attractive("6" or higher) she's:
1)Acting a/o directing a/o producing a/o selling porn.
2)Has a website(s) to that effect.
3)Is on numerous "modeling" sites.
4)Is on numerous "escort" sites.
5)Is on a coupla' porn casting agency sites.
6)Owns the casting agency.
7)Is stripping.
8)Earning money doing anything from "hot bod-bikini contests"...to repping for a liqour company at local bars...to being a spokesmodel for online gaming companies...to being the calendar/booth girl for import-tuner aftermarket car companies.
9)Got some guy(s) paying for anything from dinner...to rent
...to college...to cars...to real estate in her name...to
whatever the market will bear.
The maximum effective age band is between 18 and 35...much like a pro-ballplayer. Such gamesmanshp is no longer the province of the usual suspects...THEY'RE ALL DOING IT...because they can.
This new economic paradigm dovetails perfectly with the NEO-FEMINIST concept that as long as the money ends up in a womans pocket...anything goes.Women now define,re-define,and profit from their sexuality."WHORE" is no more an insult than two brothas' callin' each other "nigga"...And is usually delivered as a back-handed compliment from one woman to another in envy at ones ability to "game it" better.
This economy also weaves perfectly into the "traditional" legal/governmental set-up...in that even a most casual glance at the legal system finds women attorneys,judges,and politicians in abundance...Thus providing the institutional basis for protecting & bolstering this "new" economy.Yes,we are truly ... "a nation of laws and not of men."
BLIND IDIOT:"My woman and I relate to each other on a level
of love I've never known."

HONEST DRINKIN' BUDDY:"You're gonna make me puke!Check the scoreboard...She's 32...an ex-model who's been gaming the SEX-BASED ECONOMY since she was 16.She's toasted through her stamps...and you are happier n' a fly in shit to have her.
What's it like being a caddie?"
by L.MARTIN October 19, 2005
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Base Master

Synonym for douchebag,Assmuncher, cracklicker, pretty much anything terrible
Guy 1: Dude that guy won't shut the fuck up
Guy 2: I know, he's such a Base Master
by HOOHAH! July 17, 2007
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base kid

A kid in my school who probably has some sort of mental disability who goes to the base or the "Arches".
the base is where the people with learning difficulties go. i don't know what they do there.
There's quite a lot of base kids in my school.
Person 1: Who was that guy that keeps on looking at me in PE?
person 2: Oh yeah, that's John, he's a base kid.
by slytherkat October 27, 2011
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Baguette

This is what you’d call a girl with a nice looking back (ass)
Look at that girl over there, she’s got a baguette”
by Black bongo July 2, 2019
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off base

1. not appropriate

2. by surprise

3. incorrect, not accurate
His claims are totally off base.
by The Return of Light Joker November 21, 2010
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