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Bagel

Somebody who is very cool, often referred to as swaggy.
She is such a bagel! :heart_eyes:
by Real Zammy April 27, 2021
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Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.
by MasterBagel May 3, 2021
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bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t
by quibblee May 4, 2021
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Carolina Bagel Bite

Originally found in the Carolinas, a Carolina Bagel Bite is inserting a Carolina reaper pepper into was vaginal cavity or rectum and eating the feces infested seeds for a stinky and spicy satisfaction.
Wow I love practicing the Carolina Bagel Bite with my the boys after Nelking.
by spicy anal 69 July 12, 2022
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yellow bagel fever

The yellow bagel fever is a special form of yellow fever, a preference especially of guys for Asian women, who in this case grew up in New York City.
Someone: Don't you think Ka-Yee is a little crazy? I have the feeling that New York has spoiled her.
Dude: No, I think she's hot.
Someone: Ok, but you also have yellow bagel fever.
by Jopronas August 5, 2022
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Rainbow Bagel

Gay guy 1: Oh man I can’t wait to ravage your rainbow bagel!!!!

Gay guy 2: Oh hurry home babe!!!
by whiteguy 32 June 8, 2022
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Bagels

Bagels is the nickname for the absolutely insane, most wanted crackhead known as Bailee. She is one of the craziest people you will ever meet. If you aren't careful, she'll break into your house at night, eat your mac n cheese, steal your pets, and then murder you in your sleep.
You: Omg is that the lunatic Bagels? I've heard she's wanted for murder and arson in more than 6 countries.
Me: Yeah, be careful, she'll literally kill you with one high-powered scream, then proceed to burn your house down. Also, dont look into her eyes, or you'll instantly be turned into ramen noodles.
by CrackheadGoose June 12, 2022
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