British Crumpet Clapper

When a British man nuts between a British girl's ass and she twerks it up her back

Man: I just gave me girlfriend a British Crumpet Clapper
Other man:Wtf is wrong with you

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Britished

To be insulted, physically and or mentally impaired by a British person.

"You have just been britished."

by Salsa_aslas August 9, 2023

british

reebee.

1. hey man where are you from?
2. reebee.
1. what's that?
2. it means I'm british but I'm too shy to say I'm british

by That1persomFelix June 15, 2022

british

A person without dental care therefore also a person with bad teeth

I hate the british, their teeth are unimaginably horrendous.

by Lord Farquad VII December 3, 2021

Driving in British

Intentionally driving on the wrong side of the road.

Yeah, last night I got absolutely rinsed and went driving in British to McDonalds.

by Britishdriver April 5, 2024

British Indian Ocean Territory

An Overseas Territory of the United Kingdom situated in the Indian Ocean, halfway between Tanzania and Indonesia. The territory comprises the seven atolls of the Chagos Archipelago with over 1,000 individual islands (many very small) amounting to a total land area of 60 square kilometres (23 square miles). The largest and most southerly island is Diego Garcia, 27 square kilometres (10 square miles), the site of a Joint Military Facility of the United Kingdom and the United States.

"The only inhabitants in British Indian Ocean Territory are British and United States military personnel, and associated contractors, who collectively number around 3,000 as of 2018."

by CToad7 ALT March 13, 2023

british sterotype

The stereotype that British People only wear Suits, Top Hats and Ties. Also involves every British person having met the queen, and only drinking Tea. In reality, they actually act like this:

American: lol the British haven’t left the Victorian times lmao

British Guy: OH M8? YOU WANNA FITE ME M8? WELL GUESS WHAT YOU FAHCKING CUNT. IM GONNA FAHCKING GRAB MY BOTTLE OF BEER FROM 1867 AND FAHCKING KILL YOU! YOUR A FAHCKING SCUMBAGGING LOSER. GO BACK TO CANADA AND GO DROWN IN MAPLE SYRUP. BRITISH STEROTYPES SUCK.

by SociallyAwareBritishMan December 13, 2020